March 2011
Cinta plastica en los expansores |m|
vanswtf:
I hate when people are arguing with me while I'm...
thefingerfucker:
Nigga I dont give a fuck. Im stoned like a mother fucker. I cant even see you thats how stoned I am. Go away with your drama bullshit.
When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
astoldby-ginger:
I’m like
Because I know if I did that my mom would be all
And then go
I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!
and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
Single or not, reblog see what you get, ASK BOX...
imstandingtall:
babeyoustolemyurl:
imasillyfaise:
♥ = I want a relationship. ♥ ♥ = Im falling for you. ;) = I wanna hug you. :) = I like you a lot. ……:( = I miss you. :D = Your sexy/beautiful. ;O = I want you, but can’t. :P = I want you. :* = Kiss me
Lol, do it.
How to explain sexuality to kids
thefingerfucker:
jazzhandedbatman:
dianoskas:
FSAFDFDFJDSAYFWASJ WHUT
I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT IS AIR.
Seriously,
bestpostarchive:
WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS?
AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE:
THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
message me a color and..
psychedelicism:
red: i’ll tell you a fact about myself.
orange: I’ll tell you 5 of my favorite things.
yellow: I’ll tell you a secret of mine.
green: I’ll tell you a fact about my appearance.
blue: I’ll tell you a fact about my personality.
purple: I’ll tell you 3 things i’m good at.
pink: I’ll tell you about my love life.
black: I’ll tell you something about my family.
white: I’ll...
I hate when people tell me I have an accent.
nativeturquoise:
They’re all like:
“OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!”
and I’m just sat there like:
“I HAVE AN ACCENT?!”
I always cry when the Republic falls in Star Wars
damnafricawhathappened:
And all the Jedi are being killed and Palpatine appoints himself Emperor and the senate applauds him.
