Cinta plastica en los expansores |m|
I hate when people are arguing with me while I'm...
thefingerfucker: Nigga I dont give a fuck. Im stoned like a mother fucker. I cant even see you thats how stoned I am. Go away with your drama bullshit.
When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
astoldby-ginger: I’m like Because I know if I did that my mom would be all And then go
I hate when people are like "You laugh too much."
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?! and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
Single or not, reblog see what you get, ASK BOX...
imstandingtall: babeyoustolemyurl: imasillyfaise: ♥ = I want a relationship. ♥ ♥ = Im falling for you. ;) = I wanna hug you. :) = I like you a lot. ……:( = I miss you. :D = Your sexy/beautiful. ;O = I want you, but can’t. :P = I want you. :* = Kiss me Lol, do it.
How to explain sexuality to kids
thefingerfucker: jazzhandedbatman: dianoskas: FSAFDFDFJDSAYFWASJ WHUT I CAN’T EVEN. WHAT IS AIR.
bestpostarchive: WTF DO PEOPLE DO ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS? AFTER 3 MINUTES, I’M JUST SITTING THERE LIKE: THEN I COME TO TUMBLR AND I’M LIKE:
message me a color and..
psychedelicism: red: i’ll tell you a fact about myself. orange: I’ll tell you 5 of my favorite things. yellow: I’ll tell you a secret of mine. green: I’ll tell you a fact about my appearance. blue: I’ll tell you a fact about my personality. purple: I’ll tell you 3 things i’m good at. pink: I’ll tell you about my love life. black: I’ll tell you something about my family. white: I’ll...
I hate when people tell me I have an accent.
nativeturquoise: They’re all like: “OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!” and I’m just sat there like: “I HAVE AN ACCENT?!”
I always cry when the Republic falls in Star Wars
damnafricawhathappened: And all the Jedi are being killed and Palpatine appoints himself Emperor and the senate applauds him.