The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
Do I give a fuck ?
Snoop? Weezy ? Kanye ? Kingsley? Nicki? Tyga? Baby? Justin? Dumbledore? Selena? Cat? Rick? David? Michael? Rihanna? Oprah? Jake? Lady Gaga? Tony? Helena? Kate? Tina? Jimmy? Seth? Jennifer? Shanaynay:
My dad said if this gets 10,000 notes then he'll...
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When you go to a friend's house to study:
At first: After ten one or two minutes:
The awkward moment when you find an old...
coffee-smokes-and-diet-cokes asked: ahahah como qe porqe lo digo? D: pues por lo qe me dices :S
coffee-smokes-and-diet-cokes asked: eeres un rarito jorghe xD
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coffee-smokes-and-diet-cokes asked: que es un toston de maria D:?
When you think you hear your name in someone...
"Your math teacher didn't come, so he left this...
pirateontherun: Your teacher’s expectation: Reality: FREE TIME!
When I kill a mosquito on the wall:
aalexiss: ( ) Clean the wall because I do not like blood-stained wall. (X) Leave the body to serve as warning to the others.
No matter who you are
annieelainey: No matter what you look like You should check out your reflection and be like ‘DAMN! I LOVE MY LEGS!” “I LOVE MY ARMS!” “I LOVE MY TUMMY!” “I LOVE MY FACE!” “I LOVE ME SO MUCH! HOT DAMN!!”
I don't understand how people can have like 300...
georgeiscurious: When I get Message(1) I’m like and then i reply like Fuck you tumblr famous people.
Wave at someone, and they act like they don't see...
The sexual noises I make when I stretch.
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What do you like about my blog?
When the loudest person in the class tells someone...
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My dream is to smoke a bowl with my tumblr...
areyouhigh: ^ i second that.
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